A cotton tote bag featuring the front cover of The Blaft Anthology of Gujarati Pulp Fiction, bearing an illustration by Nabi H. Ali of a garba-dancing scuba diver holding two underwater flare candles fighting (or perhaps training?) a fearsome jalrakshas sea monster.
This bag will cause your enemies to wither in despair, bow at your feet, wail despondently and rend their clothing, OR meekly bring you your beverage of choice (whichever you prefer). It will also let everyone else around you know that you are a connoisseur of the best racy thriller novels and bar dancer revenge fantasies that western India has to offer.